autoSpurdo

Convert text on every page into spurdo

As of 2015-09-21. See the latest version.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install a user script manager extension to install this script.

(I already have a user script manager, let me install it!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name autoSpurdo
// @description Convert text on every page into spurdo
// @namespace installgen2
// @include *
// @version 1
// @grant none
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js
// ==/UserScript==

var allElements = $("*");
Object.keys(allElements).forEach(function (elementNumber) {
	element = $(allElements[elementNumber]);
	var text = element.text();
	if (text == element.html()) {
		element.text(toSpurdo(text));
	}
});

/*
+This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the
+License, or (at your option) any later version.
+
+This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+GNU General Public License for more details.
+
+You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>
+*/

// Taken from libspurdo - http://github.com/installgen2/libspurdo

function toSpurdo(string) {
    // define replacements
    replacements = [
		["[.]", " :DD"],
		[",", " XDD"],
		["''", ""],

		["wh", "w"],
		["th", "d"],

		["af", "ab"],
		["ap", "ab"],
		["ca", "ga"],
		["ck", "gg"],
		["co", "go"],
		["ev", "eb"],
		["ex", "egz"],
		["et", "ed"],
		["iv", "ib"],
		["it", "id"],
		["ke", "ge"],
		["nt", "nd"],
		["op", "ob"],
		["ot", "od"],
		["po", "bo"],
		["pe", "be"],
		["pi", "bi"],
		["up", "ub"],
		["va", "ba"],

		["ck", "gg"],
		["cr", "gr"],
		["kn", "gn"],
		["lt", "ld"],
		["mm", "m"],
		["nt", "dn"],
		["pr", "br"],
		["ts", "dz"],
		["tr", "dr"],

		["bs", "bz"],
		["ds", "dz"],
		["es", "es"],
		["fs", "fz"],
		["gs", "gz"],
		[" is", " iz"],
		["ls", "lz"],
		["ms", "mz"],
		["ns", "nz"],
		["rs", "rz"],
		["ss", "sz"],
		["ts", "tz"],
		["us", "uz"],
		["ws", "wz"],
		["ys", "yz"],

		["alk", "olk"],
		["ing", "ign"],

		["ic", "ig"],
		["ng", "nk"],

		["kek", "geg"],
		["epic", "ebin"],
    ];

    // apply replacements
    replacements.forEach(function(filter) {
    	replaceFrom = new RegExp(filter[0], "gi");
    	string = string.replace(replaceFrom, filter[1]);
    });

    // append ":D" if not found
    if (string.indexOf(":D") < 0) {
    	string = string + " :DD";
    }

    // return spurdo'd text
    return string;
}