Coincidence Detector

Detects coincidences.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install a user script manager extension to install this script.

(I already have a user script manager, let me install it!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name          Coincidence Detector
// @description   Detects coincidences.
// @include       *
// @grant         GM_getResourceText
// @resource      theList https://coincidencedetector.com/theList.json
// @homepageURL   https://coincidencedetector.com/
// @version       14.88.1
// @namespace     https://coincidencedetector.com/
// ==/UserScript==


(function(){
var theList = JSON.parse(GM_getResourceText("theList"));
var regexp = new RegExp('\\b(' + theList.join('|') + ')\\b(?!\\)\\))', "gi");

function walk(node) {
	// I stole this function from here:
	// http://is.gd/mwZp7E

	var child, next;

	switch ( node.nodeType )
	{
		case 1:
		case 9:
		case 11:
			child = node.firstChild;
			while ( child )
			{
				next = child.nextSibling;
				walk(child);
				child = next;
			}
			break;

		case 3:
			handleText(node);
			break;
	}
}

function handleText(textNode) {
	textNode.nodeValue = textNode.nodeValue.replace(regexp, '((($1)))');
	textNode.nodeValue = textNode.nodeValue.replace(/\bIsrael\b/, '(((Our Greatest Ally)))');
}

walk(document.body);
})();