Honest LinkedIn

Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn
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// ==UserScript==
// @name         Honest LinkedIn
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0.0
// @description  Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn
// @author       Grumblesaur
// @match        https://www.linkedin.com/*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=linkedin.com
// @run-at       document-idle
// @license      MIT
// ==/UserScript==

// Shamelessly stolen from https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/495283-text-replace/code

(function() {
    'use strict';

    const replacements = new Map([
        ['\\bAI\\b', 'Grift™'],
        ['\\bLLM\\b', 'enormous pile of linear algebra'],
        ['\\bLLMs\\b', 'enormous piles of linear algebra']
    ]);


    function replaceText(node) {
        if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
            let text = node.nodeValue;
            replacements.forEach((value, key) => {
                const regex = new RegExp(key, 'g');
                text = text.replace(regex, value);
            });
            node.nodeValue = text;
        } else {
            node.childNodes.forEach(replaceText);
        }
    }

    replaceText(document.body);

    const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
        mutations.forEach(mutation => {
            mutation.addedNodes.forEach(node => {
                replaceText(node);
            });
        });
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, {
        childList: true,
        subtree: true
    });
})();