Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn
// ==UserScript==
// @name Honest LinkedIn
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 1.0.0
// @description Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn
// @author Grumblesaur
// @match https://www.linkedin.com/*
// @icon https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=linkedin.com
// @run-at document-idle
// @license MIT
// ==/UserScript==
// Shamelessly stolen from https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/495283-text-replace/code
(function() {
'use strict';
const replacements = new Map([
['\\bAI\\b', 'Grift™'],
['\\bLLM\\b', 'enormous pile of linear algebra'],
['\\bLLMs\\b', 'enormous piles of linear algebra']
]);
function replaceText(node) {
if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
let text = node.nodeValue;
replacements.forEach((value, key) => {
const regex = new RegExp(key, 'g');
text = text.replace(regex, value);
});
node.nodeValue = text;
} else {
node.childNodes.forEach(replaceText);
}
}
replaceText(document.body);
const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
mutations.forEach(mutation => {
mutation.addedNodes.forEach(node => {
replaceText(node);
});
});
});
observer.observe(document.body, {
childList: true,
subtree: true
});
})();