Replaces keywords appearing in the Indian liberal media with proper Indianized terms.
// ==UserScript==
// @name Bakchodi
// @namespace Buffaloshark
// @version 0.2
// @description Replaces keywords appearing in the Indian liberal media with proper Indianized terms.
// @author BuffaloShark
// @include http://www.huffingtonpost.in/*
// @include http://huffingtonpost.in/*
// @include https://huffingtonpost.in/*
// @include https://www.huffingtonpost.in/*
// @include http://scroll.in/*
// @include http://www.scroll.in/*
// @include https://scroll.in/*
// @include https://www.scroll.in/*
// @include https://www.thequint.com/*
// @include http://www.thequint.com/*
// @include http://thequint.com/*
// @include https://thequint.com/*
// @include http://www.ndtv.com/*
// @include https://www.ndtv.com/*
// @license MIT License
// @match http://*/*
// @match https://*/*
// ==/UserScript==
var elements = document.getElementsByTagName("*");
var dictionary = [
[/ muslim/gi, " Dharmic "],
[/ hindu/gi, " Katua "],
[/ secular/gi, " Anti-hindu "],
[/ secularism/gi, " Communalism "],
[/ pakistan/gi, " Porkistan "],
[/Modi/gi, " 56 Inch-ka-seena "],
[/ india/gi, " Akhand-bharat"],
[/ rss/gi, " AIMIM "],
[/ rape /gi, " Love-jihad "],
[/ raped /gi, " Islamized "],
[/ israel /gi, " Our Greatest Ally "],
[/ dalit/gi, " Toilet Cleaner "],
[/ Tamil Nadu /gi, " Lungiland "],
[/ Karnataka /gi, " Lungiland "],
[/ Andhra Pradesh /gi, " Lungiland "],
[/ Kerala /gi, " Commieland "],
[/ kejriwal /gi, " Haraamkhor "]
];
function wordReplace(text)
{
var replaced = text;
for(dictI = 0; dictI < dictionary.length; dictI++)
replaced = replaced.replace(dictionary[dictI][0], dictionary[dictI][1]);
return replaced;
}
for(var i = 0; i < elements.length; i++)
{
var el = elements[i];
for(var j = 0; j < el.childNodes.length; j++)
{
var node = el.childNodes[j];
if(node.nodeType === 3)
{
var text = node.nodeValue;
var replaced = wordReplace(text);
if(replaced !== text)
el.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(replaced), node);
}
}
}