OWO?
// ==UserScript==
// @name OWO
// @namespace
// @version 1s
// @description OWO?
// @author Eutro
// @match *://*/*
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
var node, walker = document.createTreeWalker(document.body, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT);while(node = walker.nextNode()) node.nodeValue = node.nodeValue.replace(/[lr]/g, "w").replace(/[LR]/g, "W").replace(/(\w|^)s(\W|$)/g, "$1th$2").replace(/([nNmM])([ao])/g, "$1y$2").replace(/( |^)(\w)/g, function (g0, g1, g2) { return Math.random() < 0.15? g1+g2+"-"+g2 : g0 });