For use on the Howard Stern subreddit (reddit.com/r/howardstern/). Converts some of the better known Stern drops to playable audio
// ==UserScript==
// @name Reddit Stern Dropifier
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/en/users/986214-romymopen
// @version 0.2.1
// @description For use on the Howard Stern subreddit (reddit.com/r/howardstern/). Converts some of the better known Stern drops to playable audio
// @author Romymopen https://www.reddit.com/user/Romymopen/
// @match https://*.reddit.com/*
// @icon https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=reddit.com
// @grant none
// @license Public Domain
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
let observer = new MutationObserver(mutationRecords => {
for(var i=0;i<mutationRecords.length;i++) {
if(mutationRecords[i].addedNodes.length>0) {
for(var j=0;j<mutationRecords[i].addedNodes.length;j++) {
if('hasAttribute' in mutationRecords[i].addedNodes[j]) {
if(mutationRecords[i].addedNodes[j].getAttribute('class').indexOf('comment')>-1) { //new comment added, so we need to convert that text
var c = mutationRecords[i].addedNodes[j].getElementsByClassName("md"); // every reddit post/comment is wrapped in an element with this classname
c[0].innerHTML = replace_drops(c[0].innerHTML);
}
}
}
}
}
});
// observe everything except attributes
observer.observe(document.body, {
childList: true, // observe direct children
subtree: true, // and lower descendants too
characterDataOldValue: true // pass old data to callback
});
//function to replace the drop keyword with a HTML audio object
function html_audio(src, name) {
if(src instanceof Array) {
console.log(typeof(document.getElementById(name+'_'+rnd+'_player')));
var rnd = Math.floor(Math.random()*src.length);
return (!document.getElementById(name+'_'+rnd+'_player') ? '<audio id="'+name+'_'+rnd+'_player" src="' + src[rnd] + '" preload="none"></audio>' : '') + '<a style="background-color:#eee;border:1px solid #000;border-radius:5px;padding:2px;cursor:crosshair;" onclick="document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_'+rnd+'_player\').play();" onmouseout="document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_'+rnd+'_player\').pause();document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_'+rnd+'_player\').currentTime=0;">'+name+'</a>';
} else {
return (!document.getElementById(name+'_player') ? '<audio id="'+name+'_player" src="'+src+'" preload="none"></audio>' : '') + '<a style="background-color:#eee;border:1px solid #000;border-radius:5px;padding:2px;cursor:crosshair;" onclick="document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_player\').play();" onmouseout="document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_player\').pause();document.getElementById(\''+name.replace(/'/g, "\\'")+'_player\').currentTime=0;">'+name+'</a>';
}
}
// drops below
// format:
// [ 'DROP KEYWORD', 'http://AUDIO.FILE/LOCATION' ]
// multiple keywords can be converted to a single sound file
// a single keyword can be mapped to multiple sound files that are chosen at randon
var replaced = [
['jackie laugh', ['https://www.sndup.net/hhsv/d', 'https://www.sndup.net/yr9b/d', 'https://www.sndup.net/bv3n/d', 'https://www.sndup.net/d2sk/d']],
['gilbert laugh', ['https://www.sndup.net/rp6y/d', 'https://www.sndup.net/zsts/d']],
['its over johnny', 'https://www.sndup.net/t68t/d'],
['0.0', 'https://www.sndup.net/xs7d/d'],
[['riiight', 'rigghhht', 'rigggght', 'righhhht'], 'https://www.sndup.net/q6qk/d'],
['hello hello', 'https://www.sndup.net/smd5/d'],
['ack ack', 'https://www.sndup.net/nkjh/d'],
[['i\'m club fucking footed', 'im club fucking footed'], 'https://www.sndup.net/zppt/d'],
['im gonna fuck you like a wild lanimal, it is', 'https://www.sndup.net/wt8j/d'],
[['ticky tow mein', 'dicky dow mein'], 'https://www.sndup.net/zd38/d'],
['shoo shoo retarded flu', 'https://www.sndup.net/r4vy/d'],
['oh my', 'https://www.sndup.net/kntn/d'],
['hey now', 'https://www.sndup.net/krfw/d'],
['ya little bitch', 'https://www.sndup.net/tng7/d'],
[['vagina pussy', 'vagina poosy'], 'https://www.sndup.net/2356/d'],
[['dropping loads', 'droppin loads'], 'https://www.sndup.net/vjfv/d'],
['titties', 'https://www.sndup.net/djrh/d'],
['can i put my finger in your ass', 'https://www.sndup.net/bt4s/d'],
[['arrivederci', 'arrivederci cock sucker'], 'https://www.sndup.net/knjv/d'],
['fuck you fuck you fuck you', 'https://www.sndup.net/xct3/d'],
[['may day may day', 'may day'], 'https://www.sndup.net/snc7/d'],
['who dis', 'https://www.sndup.net/hnj3/d'],
[['tonton soup', 'wonton soup'], 'https://www.sndup.net/htp3/d'],
];
function replace_drops(inStr) {
for(var i = 0;i<replaced.length;i++) {
var vandal_stop=0; // keep track of drops in single post
var datest = null;
if(replaced[i][0] instanceof Array) { // if multiple keywords, we need to loop through them all
for(var t = 0;t<replaced[i][0].length;t++) {
datest = inStr;
while(inStr.toLowerCase().indexOf(':'+replaced[i][0][t]+':')>-1) {
datest = datest.replace(':' + replaced[i][0][t] + ':', html_audio(replaced[i][1], replaced[i][0][t]));
vandal_stop++;
if(vandal_stop>=vandal_stop_max) break;
}
inStr = datest
}
} else { // single keyword
while(inStr.toLowerCase().indexOf(':'+replaced[i][0]+':')>-1) {
datest = inStr.replace(':' + replaced[i][0] + ':', html_audio(replaced[i][1],replaced[i][0]));
inStr = datest
vandal_stop++;
if(vandal_stop>=vandal_stop_max) break;
}
}
}
return inStr;
}
var contents = document.getElementsByClassName("md"); // every reddit post/comment is wrapped in an element with this classname
var vandal_stop_max = 10; // this is the max number of Drops to be converted in any given post/comment. Should stall attempts to flood the script with too many drops being converted by this script
// loop through all the posts and comments
for(var x = 0;x<contents.length;x++) {
// loop through all the keywords
contents[x].innerHTML = replace_drops(contents[x].innerHTML);
}
})();