Cure the cancer that is killing soyjak.party
// ==UserScript==
// @name SoyParty-X
// @namespace datamining
// @version 0.2
// @description Cure the cancer that is killing soyjak.party
// @author Chud (You)
// @match https://soyjak.party/*
// @icon https://soyjak.party/static/favicon.png
// @grant none
// @license wtfpl
// ==/UserScript==
/* eslint-env jquery */
/*
Changelog:
0.2:
- hidePosts() now detects flood posts.
0.1:
- hidePosts()
- forcedAnonymity()
- highlightTripleParentheses()
- highlightDatamining()
- inlineYoutubePreviews()
- replaceCoalAndGemsWithIcon()
- replaceBumpAndSageWithIcons()
*/
(function SoyPartyX() {
// true = hide posts where the e-mail is "sage".
const _hideMailtoSage = true;
// true = scrub email, trip, and force all names to be "Chud".
// - Emailfags and tripfags are already hidden.
// - Namefags aren't hidden, but turning this on will anonymize them.
// false = don't change posts (default).
const _enableForcedAnonymity = false;
// Sets the limit for a post to be considered a flood post.
// If one of the criteria is met, the post is hidden.
const floodThresholdLines = 30;
const floodThresholdCharacters = 3000;
hidePosts();
forcedAnonymity(); // Must come AFTER hidePosts()
highlightTripleParentheses();
highlightDatamining();
inlineYoutubePreviews();
replaceCoalAndGemsWithIcon();
replaceBumpAndSageWithIcons();
function hidePosts() {
$(".post").each((i, el) => {
const $el = $(el);
const reasons = [];
const isOp = $el.hasClass("op");
if ($el.has(".trip").length) {
reasons.push("tripfag");
}
if (_hideMailtoSage && $el.has('a.email[href^="mailto:sage"]').length) {
reasons.push("sagefag");
}
if ($el.has('a.email:not([href^="mailto:sage"])').length) {
reasons.push("emailfag");
}
const body = $el.has(".body");
const bodyLines = body.html().split("<br>").length;
const bodyLength = body.text().length;
if (
bodyLines > floodThresholdLines ||
bodyLength > floodThresholdCharacters
) {
reasons.push(
`possible flooding: ${bodyLength} characters in ${bodyLines} lines`
);
}
if (reasons.length) {
const $notice = $("<div>")
.addClass(`post ${isOp ? "op" : "reply"}`)
.html(
`<div class='body'><em>Post hidden (${reasons.join(
", "
)}). Click to show.</em></div>`
)
.after($("<br>"));
$notice.click(() => {
$el.show();
if (isOp) $el.prev(".files").show();
$notice.hide();
});
$el.after($notice);
$el.hide();
if (isOp) $el.prev(".files").hide();
}
});
}
function forcedAnonymity() {
if (!_enableForcedAnonymity) return;
// Remove all emails.
$("a.email").prop("outerHTML", "<span class='name'>Chud</span>");
// Remove all tripcodes.
$(".trip").prop("outerHTML", "");
// Set all names to Chud.
// Make sure not to overwrite (You)'s.
$(".name")
.filter((i, el) => !$(el).has(".own_post").length)
.text("Chud");
}
function replaceWordWithIcon(re, icon) {
const matchesRe = (index, post) => $(post).html().match(re);
const template = (match) =>
`<img src="${icon}" style="max-height:2em; vertical-align:middle">`;
const applyTemplate = (index, post) => {
const $post = $(post);
const html = $post.html();
$post.html(html.replace(re, template));
};
$("div.body").filter(matchesRe).each(applyTemplate);
}
function replaceCoalAndGemsWithIcon() {
replaceWordWithIcon(/coal/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/O9iRcRv.png");
replaceWordWithIcon(/gems?/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/BvjFdau.png");
}
function replaceBumpAndSageWithIcons() {
// replaceWordWithIcon(/bump/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/zM2xOGh.png");
// replaceWordWithIcon(/sage/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/2bsauzj.png");
replaceWordWithIcon(/bump/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/Y7cpsW0.png");
replaceWordWithIcon(/\bsage\b/gi, "https://i.imgur.com/ZarQtY3.png");
}
function highlightTripleParentheses() {
const re = /\(\(\(.+?\)\)\)/g;
const hasRe = (i, post) => post.innerHTML.match(re);
const template = (match) =>
`<span style='background-color:white;color:#0038B8;font-family:monospace;'>${match}</span>`;
const applyTemplate = (i, post) => {
post.innerHTML = post.innerHTML.replace(re, template);
};
$("div.body").filter(hasRe).each(applyTemplate);
}
function highlightDatamining() {
const reGlowie =
/data(\s*|-)min(ing|er|ed)|(sell|selling|sold)\s+(my|our)?\s+data|cuckflare|cloudflare|cloud fleur/i;
const hasReGlowie = (i, post) => post.innerHTML.match(reGlowie);
const applyTemplate = (i, post) =>
$(post).css({
backgroundColor: "#D7EFD7",
boxShadow: "#66FF66 0 0 2rem 0",
});
$(".reply").filter(hasReGlowie).each(applyTemplate);
}
function inlineYoutubePreviews() {
const re = /(?:youtu\.be\/|\/watch\?v=)(.{11})/;
const previewTemplate = (videoId) =>
`<a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=${videoId}">https://youtube.com/watch?v=${videoId}</a><br><img style="max-width:255px;max-height:255px" src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/${videoId}/hqdefault.jpg" /><br><em>Watch on <a href="https://yewtu.be/${videoId}">Invidious</a> (less datamining)</em><br>`;
$(".body a")
.filter(function (i) {
return $(this).prop("href").match(re);
})
.each(function (i) {
$(this).prop("outerHTML", previewTemplate(this.href.match(re)[1]));
});
}
})();