Annoys you
// ==UserScript==
// @name Annoyer Bot
// @version 0.5
// @namespace https://spoonstudios.dev/
// @description Annoys you
// @author EthanSpoon
// @match *://*/*
// @grant none
// @license MIT
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
function createPopup(message, yOffset) {
const popup = document.createElement('div');
popup.textContent = message;
let rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 15) + 1;
if (rand==1) {
popup.textContent = "hello";
} else if(rand==2){
popup.textContent = "ping";
} else if(rand==3){
popup.textContent = "never gonna give you up";
} else if(rand==4){
popup.textContent = "get back to work";
} else if(rand==5){
popup.textContent = "take a chill pill";
}else if(rand==6){
popup.textContent = "meow";
}else if(rand==7){
popup.textContent = "made by spoonstudios";
}else if(rand==8){
popup.textContent = "learn more coding";
}else if(rand==9){
popup.textContent = "qwerty123456";
}else if(rand==10){
popup.textContent = "how are you?";
}else if(rand==11){
popup.textContent = "buy army's hair insurance!";
}else if(rand==12){
popup.textContent = "this is painful eh?";
}else if(rand==13){
popup.textContent = "USE THE CODE 'ANNOY' TO GAIN 0% OFF NORDVPN";
}else if(rand==14){
popup.textContent = "running out of ideas";
}else if(rand==15){
popup.textContent = "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee";
}
const randomTop = Math.floor(Math.random() * 80) + 10;
const randomLeft = Math.floor(Math.random() * 80) + 10;
Object.assign(popup.style, {
position: 'fixed',
top: `${randomTop}%`,
left: `${randomLeft}%`,
transform: 'translate(-50%, -50%)',
backgroundColor: '#333',
color: '#fff',
padding: '20px 40px',
fontSize: '24px',
fontFamily: 'Arial, sans-serif',
borderRadius: '10px',
boxShadow: '0 4px 15px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5)',
zIndex: 99999,
cursor: 'pointer',
userSelect: 'none',
textAlign: 'center',
});
// Click to remove
popup.addEventListener('click', () => popup.remove());
document.body.appendChild(popup);
// Optional: remove after 5 seconds
}
function createPopup2(message, yOffset) {
const popup = document.createElement('div');
popup.textContent = message;
let rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 15) + 1;
if (rand==1) {
popup.textContent = "hello >:)";
} else if(rand==2){
popup.textContent = "PING";
} else if(rand==3){
popup.textContent = "never gonna let you down";
} else if(rand==4){
popup.textContent = "GET BACK TO WORK";
} else if(rand==5){
popup.textContent = "thinking of original idea";
}else if(rand==6){
popup.textContent = "what is brown and sticky";
}else if(rand==7){
popup.textContent = "a stick hahaha";
}else if(rand==8){
popup.textContent = "amoung us is awesome";
}else if(rand==9){
popup.textContent = "I'M INVINCIBLE";
}else if(rand==10){
popup.textContent = "If your code is running into a TLE, then make sure to check the constant factors!";
}else if(rand==11){
popup.textContent = "did you know that '\n' is faster than endl?";
}else if(rand==12){
popup.textContent = "its a bird its a plane its a thing!";
}else if(rand==13){
popup.textContent = "USE THE CODE 'HAWHAW' TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY";
}else if(rand==14){
popup.textContent = "aaaaaaaaaaaa";
}else if(rand==15){
popup.textContent = "spammers sux";
}
const randomTop = Math.floor(Math.random() * 80) + 10;
const randomLeft = Math.floor(Math.random() * 80) + 10;
Object.assign(popup.style, {
position: 'fixed',
top: `${randomTop}%`,
left: `${randomLeft}%`,
transform: 'translate(-50%, -50%)',
backgroundColor: '#333',
color: '#fff',
padding: '20px 40px',
fontSize: '24px',
fontFamily: 'Arial, sans-serif',
borderRadius: '10px',
boxShadow: '0 4px 15px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5)',
zIndex: 99999,
cursor: 'pointer',
userSelect: 'none',
textAlign: 'center',
});
// Click to remove
}
// Display 3 popups stacked vertically
let rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand); rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) -150;
createPopup("yay", rand);
setInterval(createPopup, 1000);
setInterval(createPopup2, 10000);
})();