Cloud to Butt

Replaces all the occurrences of "The cloud" with "My Butt".

Du musst eine Erweiterung wie Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey oder Violentmonkey installieren, um dieses Skript zu installieren.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

Sie müssten eine Skript Manager Erweiterung installieren damit sie dieses Skript installieren können

(Ich habe schon ein Skript Manager, Lass mich es installieren!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Cloud to Butt
// @namespace   cloud-to-butt
// @include     *
// @description Replaces all the occurrences of "The cloud" with "My Butt".
// @version     1.0.3
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==


walk(document.body);

function walk(node) 
{
	// I stole this function from here:
	// http://is.gd/mwZp7E
	
	var child, next;

	switch ( node.nodeType )  
	{
		case 1:  // Element
		case 9:  // Document
		case 11: // Document fragment
			child = node.firstChild;
			while ( child ) 
			{
				next = child.nextSibling;
				walk(child);
				child = next;
			}
			break;

		case 3: // Text node
			handleText(node);
			break;
	}
}

function handleText(textNode) 
{
	var v = textNode.nodeValue;

	v = v.replace(/\bThe Cloud\b/g, "My Butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bThe cloud\b/g, "My butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bthe Cloud\b/g, "my Butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bthe cloud\b/g, "my butt");
	
	textNode.nodeValue = v;
}