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Absolute Dates on FP

because hover is stupid

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// @description because hover is stupid
// @include     http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?*
// @include     http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?*
// @version     0
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        var relTime = elems[i].innerHTML;
        elems[i].innerHTML = elems[i].title;
        elems[i].title = relTime;
    }
}