XKCD Text Replacer

Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/

K instalaci tototo skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey nebo Violentmonkey.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey nebo Violentmonkey.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey nebo Violentmonkey.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey nebo Userscripts.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat manažer uživatelských skriptů.

(Už mám manažer uživatelských skriptů, nechte mě ho nainstalovat!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(Už mám manažer uživatelských stylů, nechte mě ho nainstalovat!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name       XKCD Text Replacer
// @version    1.0
// @description  Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/
// @match      http://*/*
// @require		http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/users/1858
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle(".xkcd_replaced:hover { text-decoration:underline; }");

var array = {
    "witnesses": "dudes I know",
    "allegedly": "kinda probably",
    "new study": "Tumblr post",
    "rebuild": "avenge",
    "space": "spaaace",
    "Google Glass": "Virtual Boy",
    "smartphone": "Pokédex",
    "electric": "atomic",
    "senator": "elf-lord",
    "car": "cat",
    "election": "eating contest",
    "congressional leaders": "river spirits",
    "Homeland Security": "Homestar Runner",
    "could not be reached for comment": "is guilty and everyone knows it"
};
$(function(){
    $("body")
    	.find("*")
        .contents()
        .filter(function() {
            return this.nodeType === 3; //Node.TEXT_NODE
        })
        .each(function(){
            var text = $(this).text();
            for (var val in array){
            	text = text.replace(new RegExp("\\b" + val + "\\b", "gi"), "<span class='xkcd_replaced' title='" + val + "'>" + array[val] + "</span>");
            }
            $(this).replaceWith(text);
    });
});