Cloud to Butt

Replaces all the occurrences of "The cloud" with "My Butt".

K instalaci tototo skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey nebo Violentmonkey.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey nebo Violentmonkey.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat rozšíření jako Tampermonkey nebo Userscripts.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

K instalaci tohoto skriptu si budete muset nainstalovat manažer uživatelských skriptů.

(Už mám manažer uživatelských skriptů, nechte mě ho nainstalovat!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(Už mám manažer uživatelských stylů, nechte mě ho nainstalovat!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Cloud to Butt
// @namespace   cloud-to-butt
// @include     *
// @description Replaces all the occurrences of "The cloud" with "My Butt".
// @version     1.0.3
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==


walk(document.body);

function walk(node) 
{
	// I stole this function from here:
	// http://is.gd/mwZp7E
	
	var child, next;

	switch ( node.nodeType )  
	{
		case 1:  // Element
		case 9:  // Document
		case 11: // Document fragment
			child = node.firstChild;
			while ( child ) 
			{
				next = child.nextSibling;
				walk(child);
				child = next;
			}
			break;

		case 3: // Text node
			handleText(node);
			break;
	}
}

function handleText(textNode) 
{
	var v = textNode.nodeValue;

	v = v.replace(/\bThe Cloud\b/g, "My Butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bThe cloud\b/g, "My butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bthe Cloud\b/g, "my Butt");
	v = v.replace(/\bthe cloud\b/g, "my butt");
	
	textNode.nodeValue = v;
}