// ==UserScript==
// @name Nitro Type Fortune Teller
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 1.3
// @description Tell you fortune every time you enter Nitro Type
// @author You
// @match https://www.nitrotype.com/login
// @icon https://www.nitrotype.com
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
Array.prototype.sample = function(){
return this[Math.floor(Math.random()*this.length)];
}
alert('...and today your fortune is...');
alert(['Warning: Do not buy a car today','You will beat the wampus today.','Warning: Do not buy a car today.','You are fast! Dont forget it.','Subscribe to Sniper Typist on YouTube:https://bit.ly/2YSBaKz ','Today is not a good day to play Nitro Type.','Join The Team [SNIPER] ༺WildFlowers༻: https://www.nitrotype.com/team/SNIPER ','Wild 500 is the best car.','Type carefully today.','Type!','Typing slow are is the end of everything','Life may be short but its long enough to enjoy to its fullest.','Like these fortunes? Subscribe to its creator: https://bit.ly/2YSBaKz','Nitro is a great tool to use to skip words','Your life is not determined by fortunes','Rare cars can not be bought. Unless you are poor.','Sainta Claus is real!','100+ fortunes included!','Sometimes the fortune is too long and it just isnt a good idea to read it all. This may be one of those times. If it is you can just press Okay and get on with your day. Or you can finish reading this and waste 45 seconds of your life. Your choice. I sure hope you chose correctly as otherwise you might be dissapointed to figure out that there is not a joke at the end of this all.','Sometimes you just need a hug.','Sometimes you just need a good laugh.','Sometimes you just need a rest.','Countless challenges await you. Approach them one by one.','What are those!','When youre feeling down listen to your favorite song.','Baaa','Good and evil reside in us all. Choose your path wisely.','Today is important. But do not forget yesterday. And look forward to tomorrow.','Do not stand on a swivel chair today.','You are a boss! Own it.','You are a boss! Own it.','Warning: dont drink that year-old milk from the back of the fridge.','Humans are lucky. Bookshop cats are even more so.','Notice the small things in life.','sniff a flower and enjoy it.','Politics sometimes really suck. Deal with it.','Respect those around you and they will (hopefully) respect you back.','A poor attitude is a harbinger of eternal madness.','Listen to music and enjoy it today.','Make your next move wisely.','Make your next big decision wisely.','Always finish what you sta','Oops. Wrong fortune.','No one will ruin your day.','The foolish listen to their heart. The wise listen to randomly generated fortunes.','Run.','You are not illiterate','I can not help you for I am just a popup.','If you eat something and nobody seen you eat it. It has no calories.','respect your teachers and you will be rewarded.','The classroom is not for you.','Make your own fortune!','Never stand under a seagull on a statue.','Drink plenty of water today.',':o}',';)',':)',':)','Addictions are not for you.','You will never win the lottery.','You will not win the lottery today.','wear a scarf for it is good.','wear some socks for it is good.','Wear a skirt for it is good.','wear some snowpants for it is good.','Wear a shirt for it is good.','An apple a day keeps the vampires at bay','Do not worry for 2020 is over.','"Insert Minecraft splash text here"','You are doomed.','Some of your fortunes were taken from a random website.','Fake fortune cookie, bro.','Fortune not found: Abort, Retry, Fail?','You will live long and prosper.','Its your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude.','All your hard work will soon be paid off.','Good fortune is always on your side.','Disregard previous fortune.','Hopefully you didnt order the chicken.','Tomorrow will be a new day.','May the odds be ever in your favor.','April showers bring May flowers, but those bring pilgrims.','An apple a day keeps the fruit flies away','A joke a day keeps the boredom away.','An apple a day keeps the doctor away.','Hats are important today.','MEOW','Rats!','MEOW','It is good luck to hold the door open for someone.','Your friends are by your side.','Everybody is kicking their own chunk of ice.','Warning: Dont look behind you...','Warning: Do not look directly at the sun','Warning: Do not run with scissors today.','Your actions may have good reprecussions','Your actions may have dire consequences.','Magic is real, whether you know it or not.','Plan your next actions carefully...','Use a sticker today.','EEK!','You will never invent time travel.','Your cash is due soon.','Wampus is around the corner.','You will take a type faster.','Sometimes history is not in your favor.','Good luck!','The day will be good to you.','All car will eventually come due.'].sample());
})();
