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Brings new fortunes to 4chan [s4s] in the style of "Toppest fof", "Middle tet", "Regular vav"
// ==UserScript==
// @name New [s4s] fortunes
// @namespace newfortunes
// @version 2015.08.16
// @include *://boards.4chan.org/s4s/*
// @grant none
// @description Brings new fortunes to 4chan [s4s] in the style of "Toppest fof", "Middle tet", "Regular vav"
// ==/UserScript==
'use strict';
function random(seed) {
seed=Math.sin(seed)*10000
return (seed-(seed|0)+1)/2
}
function updateposts(){
if(!waiting){
waiting=1
setTimeout(function(){
var fortunes=document.querySelectorAll('.fortune:not(.newfortunes)>b')
for(var i=0;i<fortunes.length;i++){
var target=fortunes[i].parentNode
var seed=target.style.color.slice(4).slice(0,-1).split(', ')
seed=seed[0]*0x10000+seed[1]*0x100+seed[2]
for(;target;){
if(target.classList.contains('postMessage')){
var pid=target.id.slice(1)*1
seed-=-pid
break
}
target=target.parentNode
}
var con=random(seed++)*consonants.length|0
var vow=random(seed++)*vowels.length|0
while(consonants[con]==vowels[vow]){
vow=random(seed++)*vowels.length|0
}
var lvl=random(seed++)
if((pid%100/10|0)==(pid%10)&&!(lvl*10|0)){
var thelevel='Rare'
var color=54
fortunes[i].parentNode.style.textShadow='0 0 4px #000'
}else{
lvl=random(seed++)*levels.length|0
var thelevel=levels[lvl]
var color=(random(lvl*1000+con*10+vow)*20|0)*18
}
var text='Your fortune: '+thelevel+' '+consonants[con]+vowels[vow]+consonants[con]
fortunes[i].title=fortunes[i].innerHTML
fortunes[i].innerHTML=text
fortunes[i].parentNode.style.color='hsl('+color+',100%,50%)'
fortunes[i].parentNode.classList.add('newfortunes')
}
waiting=0
},100)
}
}
var levels='Apex,Bottom,Bottommost,Classic,Elevated,High,Higher,Highest,Low,Lower,Lowest,Middle,Normal,Ordinary,Regular,Supreme,Tip top,Top,Toppest,Upper'.split(',')
var consonants='bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz'
var vowels='aeiouy'
var waiting=0
updateposts()
document.addEventListener('4chanParsingDone',updateposts)