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对百度竖中指|Fuck Baidu Cursor
// ==UserScript==
// @name Fuck Baidu Cursor(update)
// @namespace https://www.tempermonkey.net/PY-DNG
// @version 2020.08.23.1
// @description 对百度竖中指|Fuck Baidu Cursor
// @author PY-DNG
// @include *://www.baidu.com/*
// @include *://www.baidu.com
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==
// primary author: ipcjs(https://github.com/ipcjs)
// cursor image design by [@mariotaku](https://twitter.com/mariotaku/status/842375672404164610). [get cursor](http://www.cursor.cc/?action=icon&file_id=74960)
(function(){
'use strict';
let Interval //Interval变量，用于储存Interval循环，控制其运行与停止
let FuckInterval //FuckInterval变量，用于储存click事件处理器函数
const StyleId = 'FuckingStyle' //StyleId常量，用于定义FuckingStyle的Element.Id
let AddStyle = function(NewStyle, SytleId){
if(SytleId && document.getElementById(SytleId)){
document.getElementById(SytleId).remove();
}
let NewStyleElement = document.createElement("style");
NewStyleElement.type = "text/css";
if(SytleId){NewStyleElement.id = SytleId;};
NewStyleElement.appendChild(document.createTextNode(NewStyle));
let HeadElement = document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0];
HeadElement.appendChild(NewStyleElement);
}
let Fuck = function(){
let fuckingtext = "#su.btnhover {cursor: 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auto;}";
//百度LOGO在搜索页和首页是不同的Element，需要分别处理
if (window.location.href.indexOf("//www.baidu.com/") !== -1 && window.location.href.indexOf("&wd=") === -1 && window.location.href.indexOf("?wd=") === -1){ //百度首页
console.log('Homepage');
//如果百度没有提供id就用自定义的id
let logoid = 'homelogo'
//给首页LOGO添加id
let LOGO = document.querySelector('#lg map area');
if(LOGO.id === ''){LOGO.id = logoid}else{logoid = LOGO.id};
LOGO.style.cursor = "";
//加在CSS选择器里
fuckingtext = "#" + logoid + "," + fuckingtext;
}else{
console.log('Not Homepage');
//如果搜索页面加载完成就停止Fuck循环，判断方法：有FuckStyle、有搜索结果数量统计 And 没有搜索中创建、搜索后消失的三个Element
if(document.getElementById(StyleId) && document.getElementsByClassName('nums_text')[0] && !document.getElementById('_mask') && !document.getElementById('_FP_userDataDiv') && !document.getElementById('_FP_comDiv')){
clearInterval(Interval);
}
//如果百度没有提供id就用自定义的id
let logoid = 'searchlogo'
//给搜索页LOGO添加id
let pe = document.getElementById('result_logo');
let LOGO = pe.children[0];
if(LOGO.id === ''){LOGO.id = logoid};
LOGO.style.cursor = "";
//加在CSS选择器里
fuckingtext = "#" + logoid + ',' + fuckingtext
}
AddStyle(fuckingtext, StyleId);
if(!FuckInterval){
FuckInterval = function(){
Interval = setInterval(Fuck, '350');
}
document.getElementById('su').addEventListener('click', FuckInterval);
}
}
window.addEventListener('load', Fuck);
})()