Honest LinkedIn

Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install a user script manager extension to install this script.

(У мене вже є менеджер скриптів, дайте мені встановити його!)

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You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Honest LinkedIn
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0.0
// @description  Reveal the tech bullshit on LinkedIn
// @author       Grumblesaur
// @match        https://www.linkedin.com/*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=linkedin.com
// @run-at       document-idle
// @license      MIT
// ==/UserScript==

// Shamelessly stolen from https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/495283-text-replace/code

(function() {
    'use strict';

    const replacements = new Map([
        ['\\bAI\\b', 'Grift™'],
        ['\\bLLM\\b', 'enormous pile of linear algebra'],
        ['\\bLLMs\\b', 'enormous piles of linear algebra']
    ]);


    function replaceText(node) {
        if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
            let text = node.nodeValue;
            replacements.forEach((value, key) => {
                const regex = new RegExp(key, 'g');
                text = text.replace(regex, value);
            });
            node.nodeValue = text;
        } else {
            node.childNodes.forEach(replaceText);
        }
    }

    replaceText(document.body);

    const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
        mutations.forEach(mutation => {
            mutation.addedNodes.forEach(node => {
                replaceText(node);
            });
        });
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, {
        childList: true,
        subtree: true
    });
})();