Comic Curseifier

Replaces random words on webpages with comic-style curses like @#$%!&*

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install a user script manager extension to install this script.

(У мене вже є менеджер скриптів, дайте мені встановити його!)

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You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         Comic Curseifier
// @namespace    http://kapow.bam/
// @version      1.0
// @description  Replaces random words on webpages with comic-style curses like @#$%!&*
// @match        *://*/*
// @run-at       document-idle
// @grant        none
// @license MIT 
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
  'use strict';

  const CHANCE = 0.03; // 8% of words replaced
  const SYMBOLS = ['@', '#', '$', '%', '&', '*', '!', '?'];

  function generateComicCensor(length = 4) {
    let out = '';
    for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) {
      out += SYMBOLS[Math.floor(Math.random() * SYMBOLS.length)];
    }
    return out;
  }

  const walker = document.createTreeWalker(document.body, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, {
    acceptNode: (node) => {
      const tag = node.parentNode?.tagName;
      return node.nodeValue.trim() &&
        tag &&
        !['SCRIPT', 'STYLE', 'NOSCRIPT', 'TEXTAREA', 'INPUT'].includes(tag.toUpperCase())
        ? NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT
        : NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;
    }
  });

  let node;
  while ((node = walker.nextNode())) {
    const original = node.nodeValue;
    const words = original.split(/(\s+)/); // preserve spaces
    let changed = false;

    for (let i = 0; i < words.length; i++) {
      if (/\w{3,}/.test(words[i]) && Math.random() < CHANCE) {
        words[i] = generateComicCensor(Math.min(words[i].length, 6));
        changed = true;
      }
    }

    if (changed) {
      node.nodeValue = words.join('');
    }
  }

  console.log('🤬 Comic Curseifier activated.');
})();