Does evil things to wikipedia articles
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Interesting Wikipedia userscript
// @namespace roxwize
// @match *://*.wikipedia.org/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.4.2
// @author roxwize
// @description Does evil things to wikipedia articles
// @license GPL-3.0-or-later
// @homepageURL https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/479665-interesting-wikipedia-userscript
// ==/UserScript==
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// thankyou to ellis for the gifs
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// thankyou to me for the gifs
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// thankyou to jack for the gifs
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const imageWhitelist = new Array(images.length).fill(-1).map((_, i) => i);
const style = `
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span.small{display:block;font-size:smaller;}
span.sub{display:block;color:rgba(0,0,0,0.7);font-style:italic;}
.iwusbox a{color:white;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;}
`;
let words = [];
const config = {
styleModifications: {
label: "Modify page style",
current: false
},
linkModifications: {
label: "Modify links",
current: true
},
figCaptions: {
label: "Modify image captions",
current: false
},
textualModifications: {
label: "Screw up text nodes",
current: true
},
excessive: {
label: "<b>Overdrive</b>",
current: true
},
chinese: {
label: "Add random Chinese characters",
current: true
},
randomLinks: {
label: "Change links to be random",
current: false
}
};
function modify(e, f) {
const n = e.childNodes;
for (let d of n) {
if (d.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) f(d);
else modify(d, f);
}
}
const chance = () => Math.random() * 100;
const rand = (a) => a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)];
const screwup = (str) => {
const s = str.split("");
let o = "";
let i = 0;
for (let l of s) {
if (chance() > 60) continue;
if (chance() < 20 && s[i+1]) o += s[i+1];
if (chance() > 80 && s[i-1]) o += s[i-1];
if (chance() < 80) o += l;
if (chance() > 90) o += l;
i++;
}
return o;
}
const applyRandomTransformation = (node, transformation, chance = 0.2) => {
const chars = [];
for (let i = 0; i < node.textContent.length; i++) {
let c = node.textContent[i];
if (Math.random() < chance) {
c = transformation(c);
}
chars.push(c);
}
return chars.join("");
}
const applyRandomWordTransformation = (node, transformation, chance = 0.2) => {
const words = node.textContent.split(" ");
for (let i in words) {
if (Math.random() < chance) words[i] = transformation(words[i]);
}
return words.join(" ");
}
(function() {
// Add userscript styles
const stylesheet = document.createElement("style");
stylesheet.innerHTML = style;
document.head.appendChild(stylesheet);
// Root element.
const rootEl = document.createElement("div");
rootEl.id = "god";
rootEl.classList.add("iwusbox");
rootEl.innerHTML = `<span class="small">iwus v${GM.info.script.version} | <a href="https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/479665-interesting-wikipedia-userscript" data-immune="true">greasyfork</a></span><input type="text" id="bregex" placeholder="regex" /><br/><input type="text" id="breplacement" placeholder="replacement" /><br/><button id="bok" style="cursor:pointer;">ok</button>`;
document.body.appendChild(rootEl);
document.getElementById("bok").addEventListener("click", () => {
// Begin
words = [];
const regexp = new RegExp(document.getElementById("bregex").value, "g");
const replce = document.getElementById("breplacement").value;
const chchrs = ["桤","酒","垄","耐","撑","澉","颎","苦","耗","檎","霰","嗲","扩","京","柩","辨","蒿","蠓","湟","药","更","哇","迕","烬","陪","坭","摘","罹","徙","脖","溶","佬","岣","桅","看","缎"];
const puncts = [" ? ", " ! ", " ?? ", " !! ", " ?! ", " !? ", "... "]
const phrase = ["Chinese restaurant in the future never let you finish your sentence", "Chinese restaurant in the future", "never let you finish your sentence", "Lego Island"];
document.querySelectorAll(`p, ${config.figCaptions.current ? "figcaption," : ""} th, td, li, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, dd`).forEach((e) => {
modify(e, (node) => {
node.textContent = node.textContent.replaceAll(regexp, replce);
if (node.textContent.length > 2 && node.textContent !== ".") words.push(node.textContent);
// == TEXTUAL MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.textualModifications.current) {
if (config.excessive.current) {
if (chance() > 90) {
// 10% chance to remove all vowels and scramble
node.textContent = screwup(node.textContent.replaceAll(/[aeiou]/g, ""));
} else if (chance() > 90) {
// 10% chance to scramble normally otherwise
node.textContent = screwup(node.textContent);
}
// replace all punctuation with random in list or append to a given character with 20% chance
node.textContent = applyRandomTransformation(node, (c) => {
if (["!", "?", "."].includes(c) || Math.random() > 0.8) {
return puncts[Math.floor(Math.random() * puncts.length)];
}
});
}
// 60% chance to make random letters uppercase with a 20% chance for each
if (chance() > 60) {
node.textContent = applyRandomTransformation(node, (c) => c.toUpperCase());
}
// 1% chance to add a random word
node.textContent = applyRandomWordTransformation(node, (w) => phrase[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrase.length)], 0.01);
}
// 10% chance to add anywhere from 5 to 85 random chinese characters after a word
if (Math.random() > 0.9 && config.chinese.current) {
for (let i = 0; i < Math.floor(Math.random() * 80) + 5; i++) {
node.textContent += chchrs[Math.floor(Math.random() * chchrs.length)];
}
}
});
// == STYLE MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.styleModifications.current) {
e.style.color = `hsl(${Math.round(Math.random()*360)} 50% 50%)`;
if (chance() > 75) e.style.backgroundColor = `hsl(${Math.round(Math.random()*360)} 50% 50%)`;
e.style.textDecoration = chance() > 70 ? "underline" : "normal";
e.style.fontStyle = chance() > 70 ? "italic" : "normal";
if (chance() > 30) {
e.style.transform = `translate(${Math.random()*25}px, ${Math.random()*50}px)`;
} else {
e.style.transform = `rotate(${Math.random()*5-2.5}deg)`;
if (chance() > 45) {
e.style.transform += ` scale(${Math.random()*2+0.5})`;
}
}
e.style.fontSize = `${9 + Math.floor(Math.random()*10)}pt`;
}
});
document.querySelectorAll("img").forEach((e) => {
e.src = images[rand(imageWhitelist)];
});
// == LINK MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.linkModifications.current) {
document.querySelectorAll("a").forEach((e) => {
if (e.dataset.immune === "true") return;
if (config.randomLinks.current) {
e.setAttribute("href", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random");
}
modify(e, (node) => {
e.dataset.original = node.textContent;
node.textContent = rand(words);
let _t;
e.addEventListener("mouseover", () => {
_t = document.createElement("div");
_t.innerHTML = `<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/${e.dataset.original.replaceAll(/ /g,'_')}">${e.dataset.original}</a>`;
_t.style = "display:inline;font-size:smaller;background-color:rgba(0,0,0,0.3);padding:0.25rem;margin:0.25rem;";
e.appendChild(_t);
});
e.addEventListener("mouseout", () => {
if (_t) _t.remove();
});
});
});
}
});
// Config options
const configEl = document.createElement("div");
configEl.id = "gantzgraf";
configEl.classList.add("iwusbox");
for (let [k, v] of Object.entries(config)) {
const e = document.createElement("div");
e.classList.add("option");
e.innerHTML = `<label for="bo-${k}">${v.label}</label>`;
let o;
if (typeof v.current === "number" && v.vals != undefined) {
o = document.createElement("div");
o.style = "display:block;"
v.vals.forEach((el, i) => {
const vO = document.createElement("input");
vO.type = "radio";
vO.name = `bo-${k}`;
vO.id = `ro-${k}-${i}`;
vO.value = i.toString();
o.appendChild(vO);
const vL = document.createElement("label");
vL.setAttribute("for", vO.id);
vL.innerHTML = el;
vL.style.display = "block";
o.appendChild(vL);
});
} else {
o = document.createElement("input");
o.type = "checkbox";
o.checked = config[k].current;
o.addEventListener("input", () => {
config[k].current = o.checked;
});
}
o.name = `bo-${k}`;
o.id = o.name;
e.appendChild(o);
configEl.appendChild(e);
}
// Giflist opener
const openGifListLink = document.createElement("a");
openGifListLink.innerHTML = "open the gif list";
openGifListLink.href = "javascript:void(0);"
openGifListLink.onclick = renderGifList;
openGifListLink.dataset.immune = true;
configEl.appendChild(openGifListLink);
document.body.appendChild(configEl);
})();
// Maybe run automatically on page load
function renderGifList() {
// Root div
const rootDiv = document.createElement("div");
rootDiv.id = "giflist-root";
rootDiv.innerHTML = `
<div id="giflist-root-header">
<h1>Giflist</h1><span class="sub">Click on a gif to remove it | <a href="javascript:document.getElementById('giflist-root').remove()" data-immune="true">close</a></span>
</div>
`;
const rootList = document.createElement("div");
rootList.id = "giflist-root-list";
// Individual gif elements
let i = 0;
for (let gif of images) {
const gifDiv = document.createElement("div");
gifDiv.id = `iwusdiv-${i}`;
gifDiv.dataset.index = i;
gifDiv.innerHTML = `<img src="${gif}" alt="no.${i}">`;
gifDiv.addEventListener("click", () => {
if (imageWhitelist.length === 1) {
alert("No");
return;
}
imageWhitelist.splice(imageWhitelist.indexOf(parseInt(gifDiv.dataset.index)), 1);
gifDiv.remove();
});
rootList.appendChild(gifDiv);
i++;
}
rootDiv.appendChild(rootList);
document.body.appendChild(rootDiv);
}