// ==UserScript==
// @name TwatBegone
// @author Charlie Harvey and Graham Gillions
// @copyright 2017, Charlie Harvey and Graham Gillions (https://charlieharvey.org.uk, http://oxguin.net)
// @namespace ox4
// @icon https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/850405364067688448/3x0b2zmz_normal.jpg
// @description Removes twats and all mentions of them from twitter
// @homePageURL http://twatbegone.com
// @supportURL https://github.com/ciderpunx/userscripts/issues
// @include https://twitter.com/*
// @version 0.5
// @grant GM_getResourceText
// @grant GM_xmlhttpRequest
// @grant GM_getValue
// @grant GM_setValue
// @grant GM_addStyle
// @license GNU General Public License v3.0; https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.en.html
// @resource configPage https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ciderpunx/userscripts/master/TwatBegone/configPage.html
// @resource helpPage https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ciderpunx/userscripts/master/TwatBegone/helpPage.html
// @resource css https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ciderpunx/userscripts/master/TwatBegone/style.css
// @resource kittehs https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ciderpunx/userscripts/master/TwatBegone/kittehs.txt
// @resource haiku https://raw.githubusercontent.com/herval/haikuzao/master/inputs/haiku.txt
// @connect helloacm.com
// ==/UserScript==
var defaultTwats = [ "realDonaldTrump"
, "Nigel_Farage"
, "KTHopkins"
, "piersmorgan"
];
var kittehs = GM_getResourceText("kittehs").split("\n");
var haikuWords = GM_getResourceText("haiku").split(/\s+/);
var fortuneServerURL = "https://helloacm.com/api/fortune/";
var fortuneServerTimeout = 800;
var bsString = 'This tweet was bullshit.';
var css = GM_getResourceText('css');
if( document.location.href.indexOf("https://twitter.com/?twatconf") > -1
|| document.location.href.indexOf("https://twitter.com/?twats=") > -1
) {
showConfigPage();
GM_addStyle(css);
initTwats();
initAction();
}
else if( document.location.href.indexOf("https://twitter.com/?twathelp") > -1) {
showHelpPage();
GM_addStyle(css);
}
else {
window.addEventListener('load', showIndicator, false);
//showIndicator();
var action = GM_getValue("action", "TwatBegone");
if (action=="Fortune") {
twatFortune();
}
else if (action=="Haiku") {
twatHaiku();
}
else if (action=="Kitten") {
twatToKitteh();
}
else {
twatBegone();
}
}
function showConfigPage() {
document.documentElement.innerHTML = GM_getResourceText("configPage");
initTwats();
addSubmitListener();
}
function showHelpPage() {
document.documentElement.innerHTML = GM_getResourceText("helpPage");
}
function initAction() {
document.getElementById('action').value = GM_getValue("action", "TwatBegone");
setAction(action);
}
function initTwats() {
document.getElementById('twats').value = cleanTwats(GM_getValue("twats", defaultTwats.join("\n")));
setTwats(twats);
}
function addSubmitListener() {
document.getElementById("submit").addEventListener('click',updateSettings,false);
}
function setTwats(twats){
GM_setValue("twats",cleanTwats(twats));
}
// Given a string of twats, 1 per line, filter out any empty lines
function cleanTwats(twats) {
if( Object.prototype.toString.call( twats ) === '[object HTMLTextAreaElement]' ) {
twats = twats.value;
}
return twats.split("\n").filter(nonempty).join("\n");
}
function setAction(action){
GM_setValue("action",action);
}
// Called when user clicks updateSettings button on config page
function updateSettings() {
setTwats(document.getElementById('twats').value);
setAction(document.getElementById('action').value);
var d = new Date();
var info = document.getElementById('info');
info.innerHTML = "Settings updated at: " + d.toTimeString().replace(/\s.*/,'');
info.style.display="inline";
}
// Makes a little fixed div at the bottom right with a link to the config page, so ppl know TwatBegone is running
function showIndicator() {
var divv = document.createElement('div');
divv.innerHTML = '<span title="Configure TwatBegone"><img style="float:left;height:25px;padding-top:2px" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/850405364067688448/3x0b2zmz_normal.jpg" /><a href="https://twitter.com/?twatconf" style="color:#fff">TwatBegone Active</a></span>';
divv.style.cssText = 'position:fixed;width:155px;height:2em;text-align:center;z-index:100;background:#33cc33;line-height:2em;right:0;bottom:0;font-family:freesans, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;';
document.getElementById('page-outer').appendChild(divv);
}
// Action: Remove all mention of twats from twitter feed
function twatBegone() {
twatProcess( function(tweet) { tweet.parentNode.removeChild(tweet); }, true, true );
}
// Action: Replace tweet with a cat gif
function twatToKitteh() {
twatProcess( function(tweet) {
var mahKitteh = kittehs[Math.floor(Math.random() * kittehs.length)];
tweet.innerHTML =
textTweet( 'Here’s a <a href="' + mahKitteh + '">kitten gif</a> instead.'
, '<br /><video height="400" width="500" loop="loop" type="video/mp4" controls="controls" src="' + mahKitteh + '" alt="kitteh" />'
);
}, true);
}
// Action: replace with fortune from the server
function twatFortune() {
twatProcess (function(tweet) {
var fortune = "cannot load fortune";
GM_xmlhttpRequest({
method: "GET",
url: fortuneServerURL,
timeout: fortuneServerTimeout,
onload: function(response) {
fortune = response.responseText
.replace(/["]/g,'')
.replace(/\\n/g,'<br />')
.replace(/\\t/g,' ')
.replace(/\\/g,'');
tweet.innerHTML = textTweet('Here is your fortune instead.', fortune);
}
});
}, true);
}
// Action: replace with Haiku
function twatHaiku() {
twatProcess (function(tweet) {
var haiku = "cannot compose haiku";
haiku = makeHaiku();
tweet.innerHTML =
textTweet( 'Here’s a haiku made of words from <a href="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/herval/haikuzao/master/inputs/haiku.txt">these ones</a>.'
, haiku
);
}, true);
}
// Given a title and a text, return something that can be used as a tweet, at least on desktop.
function textTweet(title, txt) {
return [ '<div style="border-bottom:1px solid #eee;padding:1em 0">'
, '<img class="avatar" style="float:left;margin-left:12px" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/850405364067688448/3x0b2zmz_bigger.jpg" alt="TBG" />'
, '<p style="margin-left:70px"><strong>' + bsString + '</strong> '
, '<span style="color:#657786">' + title + '</span></p>'
, '<p style="margin-left:70px">' + txt + "</p>"
].join('');
}
// Take a function and apply it to any tweets that match one of the current twats
function twatProcess(action, firstCall, destructiveUpdate) {
var tweets = document.getElementsByClassName("js-stream-item");
if(firstCall) { //&& document.location.href=="https://twitter.com/"){
document.body.onkeydown = function (e) {
if(e.keyCode==190) { // i.e. '.' for refresh
twatProcess(action, false );
}
};
delayedCalls(function(){twatProcess(action);}, false);
}
for (var i=0; i<=tweets.length; i++) {
if (typeof tweets[i] !== 'undefined') {
var tc = tweets[i].textContent;
if (anyMatch(tc)) {
action(tweets[i]);
if(destructiveUpdate) {
i--; // yes, this is disgusting
}
}
}
}
}
// Call a function at some set delays, to catch TL on twitter
// 300ms, 1000.. step 1000
function delayedCalls(fn) {
setTimeout(fn, 300); // for really fast connections
setInterval(fn, 1000);
}
// Check text content doesn't contain any mentions of twats
function anyMatch(tc) {
var twats = GM_getValue("twats", defaultTwats.join("\n")).split("\n").filter(nonempty);
for(var i=0;i<twats.length;i++) {
var t = new RegExp(twats[i],'i');
if(tc.match(t)!==null) {
return true;
}
}
return false;
}
function nonempty(xs) {
return !(/^\s*$/.test(xs));
}
// Make a 5-7-5 syllable(ish) haiku
function makeHaiku() {
return makeLine(5)
+ "<br />\n"
+ makeLine(7)
+ "<br />\n"
+ makeLine(5);
}
// Make a line of n syllables
function makeLine(n) {
if(n<1) {
return '';
}
var m = 1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * (n-1));
var word = getWordOfSyllables(m);
ws = [];
if((n-m)>0) {
ws = makeLine(n-m);
}
return word + " " + ws;
}
// Find a word with x syllables in it
function getWordOfSyllables(x) {
var offset = Math.floor(Math.random() * haikuWords.length);
while(haikuWords[offset]!="" && syllable(haikuWords[offset])!=x) {
offset++;
if(offset>haikuWords.length-1) {
offset=0;
}
}
return haikuWords[offset];
}
// Syllable counting machinery based on Perl's Lingua::EN:Syllable
// Far from entirely accurate.
function syllable(word) {
var scrugg = [];
var syl = 0;
var subSyl = [ 'cial'
, 'tia'
, 'cius'
, 'cious'
, 'giu' // belgium!
, 'ion'
, 'iou'
, 'sia$'
, '.ely$' // absolutely! (but not ely!)
];
var addSyl = [ 'ia'
, 'riet'
, 'dien'
, 'iu'
, 'io'
, 'ii'
, '[aeiouym]bl$' // -Vble, plus -mble
, '[aeiou]{3}' // agreeable
, '^mc'
, 'ism$' // -isms
, '([^aeiouy])\1l$' // middle twiddle battle bottle, etc.
, '[^l]lien' // alien, salient [1]
,'^coa[dglx].' // [2]
, '[^gq]ua[^auieo]' // i think this fixes more than it breaks
, 'dnt$' // couldn't
];
word = word.toLowerCase();
word = word.replace(/\'/g,''); // fold contractions. not very effective.
word = word.replace(/e$/,''); // trailing e
scrugg = word.split(/[^aeiouy]+/); // '-' should perhaps be added?
//shift(@scrugg) unless ($scrugg[0]);
if (scrugg.length > 1) {
scrugg.shift();
}
for (var i=0; i<subSyl.length; i++) {
if(word.match(new RegExp(subSyl[i]))) {
syl--;
}
}
for(var i=0; i<addSyl.length; i++) {
if(word.match(new RegExp(addSyl[i]))) {
syl++;
}
}
if (word.length==1) {
syl++;
}
// count vowel groupings
syl += scrugg.length;
if (syl==0) {
syl=1;
}
return syl;
}
