because posting is a cool hobby
// ==UserScript==
// @name inthemix hax for extreme postlords
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/users/4295-rwslol
// @description because posting is a cool hobby
// @include http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showthread.php?*
// @include http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showpost.php?*
// @include http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/newreply.php?*
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.1.min.js
// @version 2.1.1
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
// one uses jquery, now TWO others don't. call the cops idgaf
// might combine them more elegantly later but probably not lol who cares
// swagometer
dls = document.getElementsByTagName('dl');
for (i = 0; i < dls.length; i++) {
// lol just do everything with innerHTML nobody will care
m = dls[i].innerHTML.match(/<\/span>[\r\n ]*([0-9,]+)[\r\n ]*<\/div>/i);
likes = parseInt(m[1].replace(',', ''));
m = dls[i].innerHTML.match(/info-second-amt">[\r\n ]*([0-9,]+)[\r\n ]*<\/dd>/i);
posts = parseInt(m[1].replace(',', ''));
swag = parseInt(likes / posts * 100000) / 1000;
dls[i].innerHTML += '<dt style="border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #ccc">Swag</dt><dd style="border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #ccc; width: 100px">' + swag + '%</dd>';
}
// cats
$(function() {
var catHtml = function() {
$(this).html('<img src="http://thecatapi.com/api/images/get?category=sunglasses#' + Math.random() + '">');
};
$('.post-content a[href="profile.php?do=editlist"]').closest('.post-content').each(catHtml);
});
// youtube unfucker
var objects = document.body.getElementsByTagName('object');
for (var i = 0; i < objects.length; i++) {
var params = objects[i].getElementsByTagName('param');
for (var j = 0; j < params.length; j++) {
if (params[j].getAttribute('name') == 'movie') {
var url = params[j].getAttribute('value').match(/^https?:\/\/(www\.)?youtube\.com\/v\/([a-zA-Z0-9_-]{11})/i);
if (url) {
var src = 'https://www.youtube.com/embed/' + url[2] + '?rel=0';
var start = params[j].getAttribute('value').match(/start=([0-9]+)/i);
if (start) {
src += '&start=' + start[1];
}
var iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
iframe.setAttribute('width', 960);
iframe.setAttribute('height', 720);
iframe.setAttribute('src', src);
iframe.setAttribute('frameborder', 0);
iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', true);
objects[i].parentNode.insertBefore(iframe, objects[i]);
objects[i].parentNode.removeChild(objects[i]);
i--; //lol
break;
}
}
}
}