Fake SCP Shutdown Message

Prank your friends into thinking that the SCP Foundation wiki has been shut down!

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Fake SCP Shutdown Message
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.4
// @description  Prank your friends into thinking that the SCP Foundation wiki has been shut down!
// @author       You
// @match        http://www.scp-wiki.net/*
// @match        http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==
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    var dStart = new Date('2008-07-19 00:00');
    var dCurrent = new Date();
    var years = dCurrent.getYear() - dStart.getYear();
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        <a> \
        <span>SCP Foundation</span> \
    </a> \
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    <h2> \
            <span>July 19, 2008 - " + longDateString + "</span> \
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    <h1>The SCP Foundation wiki is no longer available.</h1> \
    <p>Unfortunately, we have made the difficult decision to shut down the SCP Foundation wiki. We have decided that the SCP Foundation wiki is no longer financially viable.</p> \
    <p>We understand that many of you are saddened by the news, but we thank you all for sticking with the community over the past " + years + " years.</p> \
    <p>The wiki may be gone, but the community lives on in SCP - Containment Breach, SCP: Secret Laboratory, and all other SCP fanworks. May the wiki always be in our hearts.</p> \
    <p>With regrets,</p> \
    <p>The SCP Wiki staff</p> \
    <p>P.S. For more information about why we chose to shut down the SCP Foundation wiki, click  \
    <a href=\"javascript:alert('YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED! You must have REALLY thought that the SCP Foundation wiki was shut down for good and felt VERY sad, scared, or even angry! Luckily, this was just a prank set up using Tampermonkey! Go to the Extensions page of your browser, click on the Options button for Tampermonkey, and remove the Fake SCP Shutdown Message userscript. After removing the userscript, go back to this tab and refresh the page to make the site stop \"playing dead\"');\">here.</a> \
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